The cop asks the woman, «Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?» One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. Enjoy.Ī cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. Here We have A couple long dark humor jokes. I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

It turns out that a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden. I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. He just kept saying «b positive b positive», but it was hard to be positive since he was dying. He needed a blood transfusion but we didn’t know his blood type.

I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. Remember Dark humor is like the health care in the US. These are the best dark humor jokes that would make you laugh. Here we have collected the funniest and darkest humor we could find.